In a moment of vulnerable honesty, the editors at TheGamer recently gathered to answer a deceptively simple question: what video game have you spent the most time playing? The answers ranged from the predictable (Skyrim, obviously) to the surprisingly specific (Microsoft Flight Simulator X, because one editor is an actual pilot). What followed was a collective therapy session of sorts, revealing thousands upon thousands of hours poured into digital worlds. And since we're now in 2026, those hours have only compounded. So grab a snack, settle in, and marvel at the sheer dedication—or perhaps obsession—of these virtual wanderers.
First up, Andy Kelly, Features Editor, who claims to be a "dabbler" but has somehow logged over 200 hours in Elite Dangerous. Most of that time was spent trading, which is basically space trucking with extra steps. But the ships feel so nice to fly that he doesn't mind the boredom. He even recommends it as a podcast game. So if you've ever wanted to zone out while hauling cargo across the galaxy, this is for you.

Then Jade King, Lead Features Editor, confessed to an uncountable number of hours in Stardew Valley. She started playing in university as an escape from a degree she hated, and now she's bought it on every platform imaginable. Her goal? To become the "cutest lesbian groundworker" and grow the biggest pumpkin. Priorities, people.

The racing fans among the staff have their own stories. Stacey Henley, Editor-in-Chief, poured hours into Crash Team Racing: Nitro-Fueled, grinding through a year's worth of Grand Prix events to unlock legendary characters like "The Girls Who Used To Hand Out Trophies" and "Big Norm." She'll 1v1 you on Deep Sea Driving, scrub. Meanwhile, Rhiannon Bevan, Lead News Editor, prefers the original Crash Team Racing because she can't stand microtransactions. She and her brothers used to physically fight over the Sewer Speedway time trial record. And honestly, they probably still would.

Now, let's rattle through the rest of the confessions, because there are a lot of them. Ben Sledge maxed out the clock in Pokémon Silver, putting in at least 1,000 hours alongside his brother. His Typhlosion was named PkmnPink, which is both imaginative and strange. They never completed the Pokédex because trading required friends, but who needs that when you're a Pokémon master in your heart? Meg Pelliccio juggles two MMOs: Final Fantasy 11, which was like a second job with scheduled raids, and Final Fantasy 14, where she now casually collects minions. The minions won't collect themselves, after all. Lu-Hai Liang fell in love with Assassin's Creed Origins, completing every map icon just to spend more time in Ptolemaic Egypt with Bayek. Even now, he dips back in to marvel at the sun over blue flowers.
Harry Alston racked up nearly 4,000 hours in Apex Legends, grinding to Predator rank during the pandemic. He amassed 40,000 kills and 800 wins, but eventually had to let the game go. Sometimes you have to break up with your obsession. Helen Ashcroft has spent four figures' worth of hours in The Sims 4, building tiny homes and occasionally watching the world burn. It's her comfort game, despite the DLC quality being a rollercoaster. James Troughton has over 2,000 hours in The Elder Scrolls Online, calling it his "home away from home." He fondly remembers walking into Grahtwood and seeing the gigantic tree. MMOs usually become chores, but ESO never did for him.
Issy van der Velde is a basic gamer who loves Skyrim. After 300 hours, she realized she'd never finished the main quest, so she made a Nordic himbo and finally slayed Alduin. Now she's back to modded Thieves Guild runs. Priorities. Amanda Hurych and Damien Lykins are both hopelessly addicted to Risk of Rain 2. Amanda lives and breathes it, while Damien got hooked on Amanda's recommendation and now plays six-hour sessions regularly. The soundtrack is infectious, apparently. Justin Reeve is a real pilot who spent 14 years playing Microsoft Flight Simulator X. He has over 1,329 hours on the Steam Edition alone. That's dedication to virtual aviation.
Vaspaan Dastoor loves Dead Cells and won't give up until every ending, weapon, and ability is unlocked. The responsive controls make him feel unstoppable, and he quotes Chumbawamba: "I get knocked down, but I get up again." George Foster put over 100 hours into Brawlhalla after seeing Steven Universe skins. He's spent way too much money on skins (damn Ninja Turtles) and still plays with his roommate after exactly one drink. Eric Switzer has a toxic relationship with Ark: Survival Evolved. He's lost 20 hours of labor to a single bug, yet he keeps coming back. He's made lifelong friends and accomplished things he's proud of. It's a horrible game, but he loves it. And finally, Khee Hoon Chan officially has 490 hours in Skyrim, but secretly it's Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines. She played as every clan, did every quest, and peered into every nook. It explains why she looks so pale and sickly today.
So there you have it: a bunch of adults who have collectively spent lifetimes in virtual worlds. Whether it's farming, racing, shooting, or just flying around, these games have become second homes. And in 2026, those hour counters are probably still ticking. 🎮
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